(Budget
Travel)
-- Back in September, Budget Travel asked for
feedback about bona fide, no-holds-barred tourist traps that
readers loved anyway. Here are the top picks.
Thundering buffalo and horses
leaping through fiery hoops lure tourists to Dolly Parton's Dixie
Stampede.
Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede, Pigeon Forge,
Tennessee
Dolly Parton knows how to put on a show. The Dixie Stampede
outside her theme park in Tennessee is a "North vs. South"
extravaganza with thundering buffalo, horses leaping through fiery
hoops and rib-tickling ostrich races. If Dolly's showmanship isn't
enough, there are plenty of activities to enjoy. "Pigeon Forge ...
is absolute fun and enjoyment," said Carl Wisnesky of Falls,
Pennsylvania. "Lots of shows: breakfast shows, lunch shows, dinner
shows. Great restaurants, nationally known ribs, and wonderful,
reasonably priced food at diners, like Mel's. Plenty to keep you
and your family enjoyably entertained." (3849 Parkway,
800/356-1676, dixiestampede.com, $45, kids $22)
Wall Drug Store, Wall, South Dakota
When Ted Hustead opened his first Wall Drug Store in 1931, he
was hard-pressed to find customers. So Ted set up signs along the
highway advertising free ice water, and Wall Drug Store has been
the rest stop of choice for motorists in South Dakota ever since.
Today, Western-themed statues -- from Wyatt Earp to General Custer
-- fill the halls of the 76,000-square-foot shopping complex, which
also includes a modest water park, a mining-and-panning simulation
and a 25-foot T-Rex that roars every 12 minutes. "It was here I
first discovered what a tourist trap really is!" said Corie
Lindemann of Coon Rapids, Minnesota. "Now, it is so camp and
nostalgic, it just makes us laugh. Reading the billboards all
across the state is still the most interesting thing about the
drive to the Black Hills." (510 Main St., 605/279-2175, walldrug.com) BudgetTravel.com: See the tourist traps
Mardi Gras World, New Orleans, Louisiana
If you've ever harbored dreams of starring in the New Orleans
Mardi Gras parade, or just want to know how participants construct
such elaborate floats, check out Mardi Gras World. The museum
showcases the best floats from past years (a giant sea dragon! a
15-foot Cleopatra bust!) and houses a workshop where workers glue
and hammer together next year's creations. Even locals can't resist
romping among the Mardi Gras masterpieces. "I took my brother there
during his recent visit, and we had more fun than two adults should
--playing dress up in the costumes, then taking photos beside our
favorite floats," said Melissa Combs of New Orleans. "We laughed
like we were kids!" (233 Newton Street, 800/362-8213, mardigrasworld.com, $17, kids $10). BudgetTravel.com: Rolling by the river
Hoover Dam, Nevada/Arizona Border
The Hoover Dam is big. Really big. In fact, it's downright
colossal. The dam, completed in 1936 and 726 feet tall, is composed
of enough concrete to pave a 16-foot-wide highway from San
Francisco to New York City. "It's really a fascinating tour, and
the enormity of the structure is awesome," said Sally Ridenour of
Salem, Oregon. But she especially liked the dam's tongue-in-cheek
mementos: "The souvenir t-shirts are great: I WENT ON THE DAM TOUR
AT HOOVER DAM." (30 miles southeast of Las Vegas on U.S. Hwy. 93,
702/494-2517, www.usbr.gov/lc/hooverdam, tour $30, children under 8 not
allowed on the tour)
Sunset Celebration at Mallory Square, Key West,
Florida
Sword swallowing plus chainsaw juggling plus a dog on a
tightrope equals the perfect sunset stroll? Clearly Key West's
nightly ritual offers more than just another pretty photo op.
Streets fill up with performers like Jace and Jean the Juggling
Machine, Bible Bill and local legend Will Soto, who's been juggling
and tightrope walking in Mallory Square for 20 years. "It is such a
wonderful tourist trap, but the sights are well worth it," wrote
Patti Porco of Chantilly, Virginia. "The sunsets are always
something special to watch, but the fun is in watching the street
performers as well as their audiences, who both entertain while you
wait." (305/292-7700, sunsetcelebration.org)
Cliff House, San Francisco, California
For gorgeous views of the Pacific Ocean, few places beat Cliff
House, which was rebuilt in 1909 after a fire. The neoclassical
marvel earned raves from Sarah Blanke of Portland, Oregon:
"Actually, not so much the actual house, but the [neighboring]
mechanical museum of antique coin-operated novelty machines of all
sorts and the walk-in camera obscura." Unfortunately, since Sarah
visited, the mechanical museum has moved to Pier 45 at Fisherman's
Wharf (415/346-2000, museemechanique.org). But the camera obscura still
projects a fantastically detailed view of the coast in a building
on the grounds, using a trick with light and mirrors that's similar
to the inner workings of a submarine periscope. Stroll the grounds
for free, pay $3 to see the camera obscura or dine at one of the
two indoor restaurants that face the ocean. (1090 Point Lobos,
415/386-3330, cliffhouse.com)
Fort Mackinac and Mackinac Island, Michigan
Following the American forces' unexpected
success in capturing British outposts during the American
Revolution, the British moved Fort Mackinac, brick by brick, from
the Michigan mainland to Mackinac Island. It remained in British
hands until 1796. The fort closed in 1895; today it stands as a
public monument to its long history as a military outpost. Carol
Feider of Midland, Michigan, says: "Mackinac Island is a total
tourist trap, and I love it. Renting a bike and riding around the
island. Touring the fort and watching the guides shoot the cannon.
Taking the horse-and-buggy ride. And, of course, buying fudge."
(231/436-4100, mackinacparks.com, adults $10, kids 5--7 $6.25)