The main players and drinkers
and eventual owners were Certified Saint
Sasha (grew tired of sliding down poles and settled for the good
life)
and her hubby Shoot 'Em Down Francis (rugged looks, with quick wit
and
the sex drive of a monkey). They also had the help of Dicky,
A.K.A. Little
Pants, (a little man = little pants), his flava-of-the-month lady
friend
Jenna (no nickname-we didn't get the chance to know her long
enough)
and finally, Boy Toy Johnny and his lovely wife Dominatrix
Debbie (only
married for one year, but poor Johnny's got enough whip scars to
rival a
Mexican donkey).
To make a long story short, the group rounded up a $400 bar
tab
drinking tequila and whiskey. They didn't have $400. So
they decided
to make funny t-shirts for side cash. So the next time they
racked up a
$400 bar tab, they'd have the cash to pay for it. And that's
our story.
And we're sticking to it.
Enjoy our t-shirts! We hope people laugh and if they don't,
remember...
There's a FLAVA FOR EVERYONE at Kookie
Tees.